I was astonished by something I heard Judge Andrew Napalitano say today on Neil Cavuto’s show. I should preface this with a thought I had about the bill Senator Max Baucus is introducing. Senator Baucus plans to require every American to have health insurance. Now pragmatically if you are a young self employed person who doesn’t see a need to spend $4,000 a year for decades before you have any real need he is proposing tax incentives. So someone who can afford health care and may well need it can help you buy yours. My point is that when your state government requires you to have liability insurance to drive on state and federal roads it is completely reasonable. It is a requirement that if you access public roads you certify you are responsible to pay for any damages you may cause others. I agree. I recall state exemptions if you could prove a net worth of a high enough value in years past, though that is not at issue. The point is that there is no requirement for you to have full coverage, only liability. So if you get in an accident that is your fault you still have to pay your medical bills and pay for the damage to your vehicle. I guess your lost income and tax revenue aren’t much concern there.
The problem I thought initially with the Baucus plan is that the government doesn’t own health care, at least not most of it. By what justification does the government insist you have insurance? Then again they do insist a business owner carry unemployment insurance. I recall a guy I knew who worked road construction. Over the winter the company he worked for would lay the work force off. They collected unemployment until the company was ready to start back up and they hired people back. It seemed perfectly fine to him. I can’t lay myself off, but I don’t want to anyway. It just bugs me that people work the system. Another thing I heard Judge Napalitano say once was that Social Security was the biggest Ponzi scheme ever. When I was young I remember the fight in congress to end the practice of using surpluses in Social Security to pay for general fund items. In the corporate world they call that embezzlement. I’m 52. I neither expect nor want to see a dime from Social Security and if you are 30… LOL But I digress…
I hadn’t looked at the constitution for a while, but the other day I did. After what I heard the judge say today I did again. It was particularly interesting after I read an article about the first amendment and that we tend to err and say congress grants the right of free speech. Read what it says.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
In case you missed it it says congress cannot restrict your right to free speech. It is considered natural law, that you were born with a right to free speech and the government has no right to take it away. That is why McCain-Feingold is headed back to the Supreme Court. It is perhaps exquisite irony that Senator McCain lost his bid for the presidency while his savvy opponent opted out and outspent him 2 to 1. That’s just an aside, but cash remains the greatest mandate in politics. Again, I digress…
Article 1 Section 8 of the constitution enumerates the powers of congress. What the judge said was that there is no right whatsoever to legislate health care. To be clear consider the 10th amendment from the bill of rights.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
When the United States was being formed there were years of arguments between those who thought states should have power and those who favored a strong federal government. They compromised. Compromise often proves wise. I should point out that some people interpret “providing for the general welfare” or other statements to mean we have a right to health care. Any such broad interpretations would necessarily mean a right to groceries, a nice house, etc… And for many that might be fine, but they tried that in the Soviet Union and it didn’t work so well.
The commerce clause though is where most extra-constitutional law is justified. As the judge pointed out seeing your doctor hardly constitutes “interstate commerce” and the point of the clause was Madison’s wanting to prevent states from creating tariffs and blocking interstate trade. Ironically this is precisely what congress has done with health insurance! Again as the judge pointed out, removing this highly questionable regulation would quickly drive down health insurance costs. He’s got a point. Does every man in New York need to insure for breast enhancement?
I often talk with my European friends and think it odd that after an election they assemble a government. We have constitutional government and consistency, a consistency that is unmatched in modern history. Yet when I look at the constitution it suddenly seems illusory. Every member of congress, the military, the president and I suppose other offices of the government takes an oath to uphold and protect the constitution. Is that now somewhat quaint and dated? Do a search on “negative rights” and you will see a popular view now is that the bill of rights is “negative” because it says what government can’t do to you. It doesn’t say what government must do for you. I have seen videos of our president talking about this idea.
If congress wants to make whatever laws it wants and let the courts decide if they are constitutional then are they upholding their oath? The president seems happy to wade into murky waters. Do we even care about our constitution any more? Here is a simple question. If those in the highest offices in our land are picking which parts of the law they wish to uphold and which parts to ignore than can we still say we are, in the truest sense, a nation operating on a solid legal foundation?
I am concerned that our current fiscal irresponsibility is putting our economy and thus our nation at risk. What we put at risk cannot begin to exceed the value of our principles and our character as a nation. Therein lies the rub. The greatest nation and success story on earth can only hold to that claim as long as it holds to the wisdom and principles of it’s founders… The power of government is granted by the people. They work for us! I close with a quote from Thomas Jefferson. “Any government big enough to give the people everything they want is big enough to take everything they have.” We should decide whether to throw out or keep the constitution.
The Public Movie Option
Monday, September 28th, 2009Recently I saw the moveon.org Will Ferrell piece about insurance executives. That’s two minutes of my life I’ll never get back. I was a Mad TV fan until it was canceled. Saturday Night Live was funny decades ago, but I remember turning it on in the 90s and seeing lame acts like Will Ferrell in a cheerleader outfit. I never thought I’d see comedy bad enough to give you cancer. In fact the only thing I ever saw him in that was funny was The Producers where he was brilliant. It may have been his first new character to play in decades. When I saw Star Trek this summer there was a preview for a movie about him and another 40 something as step brothers. Come to think of it, he had another movie that was sort of a parody of something so campy… It was like a parody of a parody pitching a really bad movie. So after two minutes of his web ad I was trying to figure out where the funny was and why a rich annoying Hollywood
actordork was lecturing me on people getting paid too much. I was stunned to see that he has been getting paid $20,000,000 a movie. I mean his entire schtick is getting in stupid situations and acting uncomfortable so that really immature, insecure imbeciles and teen aged boys can feel better about themselves because even their dumbest friends are mildly more intelligent. Watching my fingernails grow would be less tedious. In Shakespeare’s time a comedy was a play where the protagonist doesn’t die. In a Will Ferrell movie comedy is where you wish the protagonist would die 15 minutes in.I remember being told the secret of wealth years ago. Serve the classes and live with the masses, serve the masses and live with the classes. Wealth is built on pennies. Look at it this way. If you came up with something so cool 10% of all Americans had to have it and whatever it cost you got 10¢ each you would get $32,000,000. If you got 15¢ and people bought it monthly you would get over half a million dollars a year. To the unenlightened capitalist this is the reward for serving many people well. After all everyone chooses freely whether or not to spend their money with you or your competitors. Anyway that was the theory before government hid the cheese in a maze of tax code and regulation, but how much money you make for serving others was never anyones business. Of course today we know these failed ideas are not just quaint memories, but evil incarnate. Profit means stealing candy from babies and wearing swastikas. Shame on you for wanting to get rich, but keep playing the lottery… also known as the voluntary tax on the mathematically challenged.
Today if you make too much money it is entirely unfair to everyone who didn’t make as much as you. Never mind that they already got what they want, they should get your money too. Sure it was just nickels and dimes, which are meaningless to us, but when they add up to millions we want our share! The only way to take it from those evil rich is to have the government take it. I read recently that the thinking behind socialist utopia is that it’s unfair to have a small part of the population have so much power, so the solution is to empower an even smaller part of the population, the government, to have total control over our lives. Right now our beloved congressional Democrats are trying to figure out how to make this new and ingenius idea work with health care. Without enough of other people’s money utopia turns to distopia and government has to shake down the middle class of our caste system.
So we need to identify the evil rich people we want to punish for providing us things we chose to buy who kept some small part of our money. Of course the rich pay the government a lot more than 10% of their money. More like half but it’s important to point out that government has low overhead, like 4% while businesses have expensive profits, like 30%. Okay, oil companies actually get by on 8% profit, but we can destroy them after we nuke insurance companies. Please ignore the fact that overhead and profit are not the same things. Also ignore that the average government job pays 80% more than private sector jobs and and along with gold plated benefits has six figure pensions in as little as 30 years. Also ignore that government waste and corruption is about 100 times the level of companies that need to make a profit. Companies can only profit by keeping costs down and competing… Government doesn’t have to worry about evil profits so costs are irrelevant and best of all it’s all paid for with those evil profits we take from those terrible people collecting pennies for serving us.
Oops, back in that old think. We’re fundamentally transforming America so we have to think new. The biggest problem with health care reform is the 53 or so new agencies we need to create which means tens of thousands of new high paying jobs and pensions. That’s good news if you’ve been schmoozing with the ruling class. The president says this has to be paid for! This is where Will Ferrell gave me an idea. Recent surveys show nearly 90% of America thinks the press is in the tank for our current administration and I bet you can’t name 10 Hollywood stars who aren’t cheerleading for far left causes. Movies make billions of dollars a year. I smell a plan. You see every fiber of my body says Will Ferrell is making too much money at $20,000,000 a film. In fact I bet a lot of people want their money back. While I’d like to flog everybody with a wet noodle who went to see the moron’s films, I think the “new think” way to do this is to have the government just take what we all know he doesn’t deserve. My proposal is to take everything over $100,000 a year if he makes a movie. Don’t think of it as a tax, it’s more of a humanitarian gesture for the rest of us. Also the studios should be limited to 4% profit and turn over the rest as an homage to their political message.
Don’t look at me like that. This is a brilliant plan. Hollywood is already on this bus. They are full of self righteous propagandists consumed with self loathing and guilt over their money. Don’t think of it as a government takeover of Hollywood. Think of it as reforming Hollywood’s greedy no talent stars and vapid uninspired studios, whose best idea is comic book pictures and parodies of campy TV so bad it looked like a parody. Not much will change. Oliver Stone can still make romance movies about Chavez and maybe one about George Bush contracting with Nixon on Wall Street to hit JFK. We all know that’s what happened anyway. Michael Moore can still say capitalism is failed and we can mete out justice by taking his money. Barack Obama can star in a movie which will should keep him busy enough for months that we can turn on the TV without hearing him rehash the same speech for the hundredth time. Of course if the movie is out before we seat a new congress it will be mandatory to see, but free with your national health care card. Hollywood reform would pay for Cadillac health care for everyone while paying ridiculously high salaries and pensions to tens of thousands of new government workers in dozens of new federal agencies. To honor Will Farrell for his part in my health care financing idea I nominate we rename proctology to WillFarrellOlogy. It’s only fair that we honor the center of his wit in this proposal.
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